The Rockford Files, Season 3

Angel:
This was supposed to be my honeymoon. I had a good woman and look what I did. I could have been with her tonight, holding that warm, sweet body instead of this fungo bat.

Jim:
Save the Hank Williams, will you? I left my fiddle at home.

Angel:
What, I ain't entitled to have regrets?

Jim:
The only thing you're upset about is the spot you're in. What about the spot you handed Regine, huh? I wouldn't be surprised now if she turns off men completely.

Angel:
Oh, come on.

Jim:
It happens, Angel. It happens. Let me tell you something, if I had my choice between you and her right now, I'd pick her.

Angel:
Jimmy, I had to stay alive.

Jim:
You're alive. Be happy. You have plenty of good years left for sniveling and complaining.