Criminal Minds, Season 5

[Reid and Prentiss are playing cards]

Prentiss:
Three cards, please.

Reid:
[deals cards] Three cards for the lady . . . and I'm gonna take one card.

Prentiss:
Ooh, one card. Straight or a flush, Dr. Reid, what are you trying to fill in?

Reid:
Well, considering the odds of filling in an open-ended straight are five-to-one against, while a one-card flush draw is more like 4.5-to-one, I guess . . . [grimaces dramatically] you'd say if I was smart, I'd be drawing to a flush. Hmmm. . . . I think I'm gonna go all out on this. [smiles]

Prentiss:
[goes all out as well] So, are you?

Reid:
Am I drawing to a flush, or am I smart?

Prentiss:
Either.

Reid:
Well, I'm, you know, provably a genius, but, uh . . . actually, I was--I was drawing to a full house, eights over sixes.

Prentiss:
[sighs] I always forget you're from Vegas.

Reid:
Yep! [moves to take the winnings]

Prentiss:
Oh, I'm sorry, not so fast. I, too, have a boat--jacks over threes.

Reid Wait, you drew three cards to a full house? That's like 100-to-one against!

Prentiss:
97-to-one. Looks like you're out!