The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3

Zack:
Except that I didn't graduate, okay!

(Everybody gasps)

Moseby:
There's a shock! (takes back his gift and steps away)

Kurt:
What are you talking about?

Zack:
I faked the whole thing.

Carey:
I don't, I don't understand. I mean you have a diploma...(unrolls fake diploma and sees the truth) This is a picture of a girl wearing a bikini.

Kurt:
(looks at it also) Uh, she's hot! I mean...it's hot...at the beach...that's why she's wearing a bikini...

Carey:
Zack, why did you do this?

Zack:
Because you tried to bake a cake and Dad left his tour, and I didn't want to disappoint you guys again.

Kurt:
Don't sweat it, dude, it's okay. (Carey smacks him in the gut) OOF!!! I mean, you are so in trouble!