The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3

(When Cody and London have been sent to the principal's office)

London:
The only bright side of my day is that Nia's miserable, too.

(Nia comes down the hall with the same group of girls London paid to be her friends)

Ellen:
We just think you're great, Nia. It's about time someone stood up to Vance. And I just know we're gonna be the best of friends.

Nia:
Aw, thanks, Ellen! (she gives London a look, as if to say "Mm-hmm")

London:
(gasps) I just realized if you buy your friends, they're not going to really like you for who you are.

Cody:
(mocking fascination) REALLY?!? Congratulations, London. You learned something on your first day of school.

London:
Yay, smart me! (claps her hands)