The Umbrella Academy

Vanya':
[answers sleepily] Hello?

The Conductor:
You know your father is dead, right?

Vanya:
[sits up, alert] Who is this?

The Conductor:
I suppose I didn't expect you to be broken up...you wrote a lot of nasty things about your family in that book of yours.

Vanya:
[looking out the blinds suspiciously] What do you want?

The Conductor:
I'm conducting a suite--the first of it's kind. It appears my chair for first violin has been rendered...vacant. I'd like you to audition.

Vanya:
And why would I do that?

The Conductor:
Revenge. Be at the Icarus theater at noon tomorrow. [hangs up]