The Unit, Season 2

Jonas:
Wait. Blue 6, what were today's instructions?

Bob/Blue 6:
Formation 0600 hours. Uniform, (huffs) boots, fatigues, 40-pound ruck sack. :meals: one MRE.

Jonas:
Stop. Repeat that last instruction.

Bob/Blue 6:
(After brief pause)

Meals:
one MRE.

Jonas:
You think that meant one MRE for the entire day, that we're trying to starve you?

Bob/Blue 6:
Yes, Sergeant Major.

Jonas:
(looks at Red 2) Red 2. Have you understood the instructions?

Red 2:
Yes, Sergeant Major.

Jonas:
Would you explain them to the other candidate?

Red 2:
One MRE for each meal – breakfast, lunch and dinner. That's three. (grins)

Jonas:
Well, you're wrong, Red 2 and you're out. Blue 6, you may proceed. (blows whistle)