Third Watch, Season 5

Levine (to Carlos):
You know what? You're right. That's what keeps Grace from jumping all over you.

Carlos:
So stop it, all right?

Levine:
No way is it that stupid haircut or the disgusting way you lick your lips when you're talking to her, or the way you never look higher than her chest or lower than her ass, or just your general creepiness you get whenever you're around any woman. That slimy look you get in your eyes like we're all just hunks of meat in a deli display case and you haven't eaten in years. That is all very attractive. In fact, I'm sure that you're the man Grace Foster's been looking for all her life.

Carlos:
I don't have a stupid haircut.