Top Gear, Series 10

Three presenters - Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May - present cars, wreck cars, examine cars and everything in-between with a comedic tongue-and-cheek tone. Assisted by reoccurring characters such as the Stig, their idiotic misadventur… more »

[tallying the scores at the end of the British Leyland challenge]

Jeremy:
Now, the water test.

James:
Yeah, now this, we got 20p for every yard you covered — you did 1,500 yards, so...

Richard:
Uh..

Jeremy:
That's, um...

James:
It's £300, you half-wit.

Jeremy:
I was just— It was right on the tip of my tongue. [updates the scoreboard]

James:
I did 4,500 yards, which I think you'll find is £900.

[James basks in the audience's adulation while Jeremy writes the number down]

James:
And you did ten yards.

Richard:
[helpfully] That's two pounds!

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