Top Gear, Series 13

James:
And now, the news! And we begin the news with the new Lamborghini — here it is — and that has been named after their recently retired chief test driver, Valentino Balboni.

Richard:
Bet they wouldn't have called it after him if he'd been named Ken Shufflebottom.

James:
Actually, their new chief test driver is called Max Venturi.

Richard:
No, he's not, obviously.

James:
No, he is!

Jeremy:
He is, he really is! That's his real name!

Richard:
No, he's not really called Max Ven...

Jeremy:
He is...

Richard:
Nobody outside of a comic strip is called "Max Venturi, Lamborghini Tester"!

Jeremy:
You don't need a driving license to be a Lamborghini test driver. You just turn up for the interview, go, "I'm sorry, I'm drunk and mad but I'm called Velociraptor Clint Thrust." "Right, you start on Monday."