Top Gear, Series 8

Jeremy:
[voiceover] So we weren't looking forward to our holiday and if I'm honest we weren't enjoying the journey that much either.

James:
We've done fifty-two miles.

Richard:
That's it?

James:
Yeah.

Jeremy:
We've been on the road for three and a quarter hours and you've done fifty-two miles? You had my hand up.

James:
No, you put your hand next to the gear stick, I've got to change gear.

Jeremy:
There's no way...

Richard:
[interrupting] STOP FIGHTING IN THE FRONT! We've got a long way to go!

Jeremy:
[voiceover] It was getting claustrophobic in the Kia, but because we were caravanning, we could do what caravanners do: pull over at the side of the road and have a spot of lunch. [cut to the trio eating lunch at the side of the motorway]

Jeremy:
[sarcastically] Tell you what, this is peaceful!

Richard:
[to Jeremy] Pork pie?

Jeremy:
What?

Richard:
PORK PIE!