Top Gear, Series 8

[The trio are departing a petrol station, having pulled in to clean up after Top Gear Dog]

Jeremy:
The dog's not gonna be sick again, is it? The smell's not good.

Richard:
No, I don't... I just don't want to...

[There is a loud crashing sound, and the car suddenly jerks to a halt]

Jeremy:
What the hell?!

Richard:
That's bad.

[James gets out, followed by Jeremy and Richard, and they see that the caravan has crashed into a metal bollard]

Jeremy:
You...!

Richard:
It's pretty poor, mate. It's pretty poor.

Jeremy:
Caravanning, James. Something you were looking forward to.

Richard:
Well, let's watch it come off. [James gets in the car, and starts reversing, causing even more damage to the caravan] Back. SLOWLY! SLOWLY! Back!

Jeremy:
[voiceover] Our caravanning trip wasn't going well. In fact, it was even starting to strain the bonds of our friendship. ["James May mobile number 07848 687959" appears on the screen at the back of the caravan]