Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

Don:
12th place.

Kelly:
Well, honey. It wasn't pretty, but--

Taylor:
You need to step your game up, mother! For serious!

Kelly:
We're a team, Taylor.

Taylor:
I know you aren't used to winning, like me. But maybe you need to follow my example more, because--

Kelly:
[snapping annoyingly] You've never won anything in your life, Taylor! Never! Not one race, not one medal, NOTHING!

Taylor:
Wait, what?! My room is full of trophies and medals!

Kelly:
Because your dad bought a trophy store! What kind of trophies come in the mail? And guess who paid your coaches to lie? Yep, daddy.

Taylor:
Beauty pageants. I won beauty pageants! You can't fake those!

Kelly:
[chuckles smugly] Oh, honey. When you have enough cash, you can fake anything.

[Taylor gasps in horror]

Don:
The coals were hot, but that was cold.