Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

Don:
Last episode's Chill Zone sits atop the Great Wall of China. That makes it today's starting point. And last episode's winners are the first team to grab a tip.

Ryan:
You gonna tell me what it says?

Stephanie:
You gonna let me read it? [interview] We can't quit now. The prize money's like our children. We're staying together for the kids.

Ryan:
I heard they're changing our name from the Daters to the Haters.

Stephanie:
Hey, go for it. My hate for him won us the last round, so today, I plan to hate him even more.

Ryan:
I couldn't hate her more if I tried. They might as well just give us the money right now.

Stephanie:
[reading] "Fly to Oulu, Finland."

Owen and MacArthur:
Finland?

Don:
Finland. This European country is home to countless coffee drinkers, cellphone users, and the most saunas per capita, which is where the teams are headed. Here, to this Don box of the piping hot sauna's Apena Pilei Spa. Why suffer in the cold…when you can suffer in the heat?