Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

[The Reality TV Pros, Sisters, and Adversity Twins arrive at the stage in downtown Oulu]

Owen:
[stepping out of the taxi] Cool! I wonder who's playing.

Noah:
[grabs a tip from the Don box] Uh, we are.

Mickey:
It's a Botch or Watch.

Emma:
"Teams must battle it out in Finland's national sport, air guitar." Psh, air guitar? For real?!

Don:
For very real. Performances will be judged by this applause meter. Get the crowd into a maximum frenzy, and teams can rock on over here to today's Chill Zone. Bottom out, and it's back to the end of the line to try, try again.

Kitty:
"Whoever didn't pull the rickshaw in Beijing must perform here."

Noah:
Uh-oh.