Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

Junior:
[humming a tune while laying back as another raft bumps in from behind, thinking it's his dad] I knew you were going to catch up-- [realizes it's the Haters instead] Oh. Uh, hey.

Ryan:
What's up, kid? Where's your dad?

Junior:
We got separated. And the family rule is, if you get separated, go to your destination. Uh, do you mind if I tag along?

Ryan:
Oh-ho-ho. You don't wanna get in this boat. Stephanie might hit you with an oar and shove you off a cliff!

Stephanie:
Are you still talking about that? "Ryan, Ryan, Ryan!" Get over it.

Junior:
How did you guys manage to get a selfie? [Stephanie tosses him their camera] Wow. That's impressive.

Stephanie:
Ha! You hear that? Impressive!

Ryan:
He doesn't know any better. He's just a child.

Junior:
Actually, I've got a chest hair, so…

Stephanie:
So he's already more of a man than you, Ryan.

Don:
While most of the other teams have already started the rhino challenge, our last place Ice Dancers have finally landed in Africa.

Josee:
Out of our way, sky waitress! We're in a race!

[Meanwhile…]

Stephanie:
Well, I only boss you around because you have no leadership skills, guts, or common sense.

Junior:
So, uh, thanks for the lift.

Ryan:
Please, I saved us from elimination way more often than you have.

Junior:
Uh, but I should go…

Stephanie:
Are you insane?!

Ryan:
I must be. I was dating you!

Junior:
Maybe find my dad…

Stephanie:
Why do you have to remind me? I'd already blocked that out!

Junior:
Anyway, you're not listening, so… [runs off alone leaving the Haters to continue their argument] Good luck… With everything. I don't like to judge, but those two probably shouldn't have kids.