Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

[The Reality TV Pros got eliminated because Noah became buried in a pile of rugs, and Owen was unable to find him in time before the remaining teams reached the Chill Zone due to having venom in his eye. For an medical emergency, they must get a previously eliminated team to replace it for eight to win]

Owen:
As reality shows go, that got as real as reality shows get.

Noah:
Before it started, I didn't have a girlfriend and now I do, so, it's an easy favorite.

Owen:
I mean, the million would've been nice, but winning isn't everything. Also, I already won a million.

Noah:
And I'm dating a lawyer. So I'll never have to work again.

Owen:
Oh-ho-ho. I'm sure Emma's gonna love to hear that. What reality show should we do next?

Noah:
Didn't I tell you? We've been asked to do the next season of-- [static]