Trailer Park Boys, Season 5 (2005)

[Ricky is cooking bacon on the stove in Ray's burnt-down trailer]

Ricky:
Hey, Dad!

Ray:
Hey, buddy.

Ricky:
Cookin' some bacon for you, buddy.

Ray:
Smells good, buddy.

Ricky:
There's only 3 pieces left, but I'll give it to you so long as I can have the grease.

Ray:
You can have the grease, buddy.

Ricky:
Cool.

Ray:
Bacon frying and the sparrows chirpin', Rick. It's all about the bacon and the sparrows, buddy.

Ricky:
Dad, what the fuck are you talking about?

Ray:
I'm talking about the sparrows, Rick. The sparrows in the Bible, buddy. You know, nothing to worry about. I'm not worried, the trailer's burned down, the sparrows aren't worried, nobody's worried.

Ricky:
Sparrows are stupid, Dad. They don't give a fuck about anything.

Ray:
Exactly my point, Rick. Maybe God forgives you for burning down my trailer, Rick. That's the point I'm trying to make this morning.

Ricky:
Does ol' Goddy-boy forgive you for getting lap dances and playing VLTs?

Ray:
I don't...What's your point, Rick? There's nothing wrong with playing VLTs and gettin' drunk.

Ricky:
You want some fuckin' bacon or not?

Ray:
Yes, Rick. I do. Rick, there's another point: We should be thankful for the bacon we're having this morning, because where do you think the bacon came from, Rick?

Ricky:
From a cow.