Trailer Park Boys, Season 5 (2005)

Jim:
Randy... I got one-hundred dollars here for groceries, I got one-thousand and four-hundred dollars here for liquor, and I got six-thousand dollars for you to go and bail out a couple of shit puppets. We might need a couple of more shit puppets for our play, and they gotta be angry shit puppets, Randy. And you gotta make em angry shit puppets, and you say whatever it takes to make them angry, but they're not angry at us Randy. Shit puppets are supposed to be angry at other shit puppets... take the bus.

Randy:
Mr. Lahey, they could kill one another.

Jim:
Wouldn't that be nice?

Randy:
Yeah, but we can't be involved with murder.

Jim:
Exactly, Randy.

Randy:
Mr. Lahey, is this you talking or the liquor?

Jim:
Randy.

[Jim takes a big sip out of his liquor bottle]

Jim:
I am the liquor.