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Two and a Half Men, Season 12

Two and a Half Men (2003–2015) was a sitcom originally starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones. The series was about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper, his uptight brother, Alan and Alan's mischievous son, Jake. After Alan divo… more »

Walden:
You don't have the Growth certificate, do you?

Alan:
No, but I'm sure my mom does.

Walden:
How are you gonna get it from her without telling her about the money?

Alan:
Uh, remember four years ago, how I told you I'd only be here a few days? I think I can figure it out.

Walden:
[looking at audience] I can't wait for this to be over.

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