Two and a Half Men, Season 12

Walden:
Wow, look at that.

Berta:
Someone's having a piano delivered by helicopter.

Alan:
That's the kind of extravagant thing Charlie would do. He had a baby grand just like that.

Walden:
It's coming right this way. You don't think...that it's possible that the cops got the wrong guy, do you?

Alan and Berta:
[after a thought] Nah!

[Charlie, seen from behind, walks up to the front door and rings the doorbell. He is immediately crushed by the piano. Pull back to Chuck Lorre, sitting in the director's chair]

Chuck Lorre:
[turning to audience] Winning.

[He is crushed by another piano, last lines in the series]