Upright Citizens Brigade

Wife:
Excuse me? What was that room again?

Realtor:
Oh, this is the Hot Chicks Room. It's filled with assorted hot chicks, who party in here 24 hours a day. But you'd be more interested in the kitchen...

Wife:
You know what? We're not going to need a sexy chicks room.

Realtor:
Well, actually it's a Hot Chicks Room.

Wife:
Well, whatever it is, we don't need it.

Husband:
You said the same thing about the microwave, and we use that darned thing all the time.

Husband:
So, a Hot Chicks Room, huh?

Realtor:
Yes. The previous owner installed the room in the 80's, and I'll be honest with you, some of the chicks aren't all that hot anymore. However, they are replaceable.

(lull)

Realtor:
So, you have children? Wonderful. My parents had children as well.