Urusei Yatsura

Newscaster:
Only one day remains in the game of tag between Ataru and Lum, a game upon which the future of the Earth depends. Complaints are coming in from all over about Ataru's hopeless performance.

Businessman:
You see, surely, it's all Ataru's fault! He is responsible for all this!

Baseball Player:
I'm worried that if Ataru loses and the aliens take over, I won't be able to play baseball anymore!

Megane, Perm, Chibi:
Ataru! Pay us back before you get killed!

Newscaster:
Furthermore, we're getting numerous comments saying that if Ataru loses tomorrow, he and his family should be executed, and we've received word that people in their neighborhood are preparing to lynch them.

Mr. Moroboshi:
Dear!

Mrs. Moroboshi:
I never should have had him!