Veep, Season 2

Selina:
[to Cliff, the substitute Sue] Move everything off of the 6th for me, you can clear that. [walks into her office]

Cliff:
Yes, ma'am. The only thing I need to move is the Senator Swearing-in Ceremony, so we're good.

Selina:
[slowly walks back out of her office] ...What?

Cliff:
The, uh, Senator Swearing-in Ceremony?

Selina:
You said that everything was moveable, and that's not moveable. That's immoveable.

Cliff:
Surely nothing is immoveable.

Selina:
[turns to Amy] Amy, this is like explaining gravity to a chicken!

Amy:
The Senator Swearing-in Ceremony is set in stone. She's the President of the Senate. She swears in all newly elected senators.

Selina:
Right? You get that? You understand it? Do you need to Google it??

Cliff:
[grinning nervously] No, no, ma'am, I understand.

Selina:
I don't think you do understand, because you are grinning. Why are you grinning?

Cliff:
I'm not grinning.

Selina:
You are grinning! You have made a fuck-up the size of France, and you are fucking grinning about it!

Cliff:
I'm trying not to, I'm not sure why my face is doing this.

Selina:
Goddammit!