Veep, Season 4

Dan:
Sir?

Ben:
Yes?

Dan:
The HIV girl.

Ben:
Yes?

Dan:
The one that the president mentioned in the CBS interview.

Ben:
Yes?

Dan:
Alright, well, some people on Reddit put the details together and now the whole town knows who she is.

Ben:
Fuck! You know, I preferred when the Internet was just AltaVista and that little Star Wars kid! Did we definitely out this girl?

Dan:
Yeah.

Ben:
Shit!

Dan:
Only her doctor and her principal knew, now parents are keeping their kids home from school 'cause they don't want them to, quote, "catch AIDS."

Ben:
Oh, there's a town with no Gay Pride parade or a goddamn library!

Bill Ericsson:
Where did this data come from? How did we get her medical records, and why didn't we ask her parent's permission?

Ben:
Oh thank you, Question Man! You've just saved the entire city! Or did you?

Mike:
This is catching fire like a gas station in a Michael Bay movie.

Dan:
What's our line here? Do we tell the president?

Ben:
No! She's gonna panic! We gotta find out more facts, aright? Bozos, disassemble!