Veep, Season 4

Ben:
Hey, Dan.

Dan:
Thought you resigned.

Ben:
I guess the president changed her mind. It's a fickle world, my friend, and you've just been fickled.

[beat]

Dan:
No. No, this is not—this is not real.

Ben:
No, you're right Dan, it's a dream. And me and Kent are about to turn into two horny cheerleaders and start making out.

Dan:
So am I fired? Please Ben, don't say that I'm fired.

Ben:
You're not fired...

Dan:
Oh, thank fuck for that.

Ben:
...because you've just resigned.

Kent:
It's a perfect fit. Worked on the Families First Bill, and handsome. Therefore, guilty looking.

Dan:
No, no. No! I know about the targeting of bereaved families and the use of federal data!

Ben:
You listen to me, you little fucking turd's assistant, you don't threaten the administration, because we will fucking destroy you! We'll skin you like a squirrel, clean you out like a dirty fucking chimney, and wear you like a glove puppet with my fingers sticking out of your dead fucking eyeballs!!

[beat]

Kent:
I cannot endorse that message, but I do acknowledge it.