Alias, Season 4

[Marshall has accidentally shot a man; they need the man's eyes for a retinal scan. Marshall digs into one eye with a letter opener]

Marshall:
Oh God. It's oozing. It's oozing everywhere, sir.

Jack:
[via cell phone] That means you've ruptured the macula. The eye is useless, abandon it. Approach the second one gently, like a soft-boiled egg. You're going to need a digging instrument to assist with this.

Marshall:
I've got a spork.

Jack:
What's a spork?

Marshall:
It's like a half-spoon... half-fork, will that do?

Jack:
That will work.