WandaVision

Wanda Maximoff:
[trying to comfort a crying baby Tommy] Please, sweet Tommy, don't you wanna sleep? Mommy wants to sleep. If you go to sleep, I promise, you will be my favorite twin!

Vision:
[coming down the stairs with a crying baby Billy] Oh, come on now, darling. You know we love them both equally.

Wanda Maximoff:
Well, don't tell him that! [Vision chuckles] No luck with Billy?

Vision:
Tried reading to him, but for some reason, Charles Darwin's The Descent of Man made him cry even harder.