We Bare Bears, Season 1

Grizzly:
[after Chloe left] Well, that was fun. Now time to enjoy our spoils. [sees laptop under honey wasabi gummi bags] Huh? Oh no...

Panda:
Chloe's laptop! She needs this!

Grizzly:
Hmm... Well... now that it's here, [opens laptop] a little peek can't hurt. Here it is, the assignment. Let's fullscreen. Next slide! [shows photo of smeared Ice Bear, smiling Grizzly and Panda with eyes closed] "Large and Needy Beasts of the North"... what?

Panda:
Ugh, that's a horrible photo. [cue "hygiene" slide]

Grizzly:
"Powerful stench"? It's an alluring musk!

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear smells like clean babies. [cue "social ignorance" slide]

Panda:
We don't make people uncomfortable! [cue portrait of Grizz with keywords]

Grizzly:
[chuckles] Cool, it's me!

Panda:
Grizz, most of this stuff isn't very nice! [cue "Panda's diet" pie chart] I mean, what?! My diet is more balanced than that! I mean, it's just more lies! [cue "Ice Bear's property damage over time" line graph]

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear settled that out of court. [cue next slide]

Grizzly:
What this? "The bear will do most anything for food." Anything for food? That's just not true! [they pause for a beat, spit out honey wasabi gummi] I don't understand, this is just such a misrepresentation.

Panda:
Yeah! That's not us at all! [hear a text tone, Panda gets his phone] Look at this.

Grizzly:
[reads text] "Left my laptop!" [a new text pops up] "Could you bring it by the college for me tomorrow? :0" Gasping face. Tomorrow... huh.

[Grizz and Panda chuckle at each other sinisterly, Ice Bear smiles cooly]

Grizzly:
Oh, I'll bring it by tomorrow! "Yes ;) ;) ;)", winky winky winky. This is our chance, bros, to let the people know who we really are. Chloe won't mind if we make a couple adjustments. Break out the sugary drinks! We have a project to write!