We Bare Bears, Season 1

Grizzly:
[runs to the edge of a cliff] Aha! We made it!

Panda:
Wait, what do you mean, we made it? Where are all the picnic tables and benches?

Grizzly:
I'm glad ya asked, buddy, 'cause... surprise!! [throws picnic basket away; falls into a forest] We're not having a picnic! And we're completely lost!

Panda:
Grizz, what the heck, man?! I'm gonna starve! [Ice Bear reveals a food bar under his armpit]

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear comes prepared.

Panda:
Oooh!

Grizzly:
Nope, that's cheating! [takes food bar, throws it away] Away! No more process snacks for us, gang. We'll be livin' off land, just like Mother Nature intended.

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will never share again. Due to gravity.

Panda:
Dude, whatever, I'll just use my phone and— wha?! [notices his phone is a piece of cardboard; nervous laugh] Grizz, where's my phone?

Grizzly:
Pan Pan, would you just look around you? Nature provides everything we need. [takes twig off a tree] Like this twig! It has all the nutrients to help us survive. [munches twig] Mmmm, delicious!

Panda:
C'mon Grizz, this isn't funny. Let's just go back home!

Grizzly:
Guys, trust me. This is where we're meant to be! Just breathe in that fresh mountain air, would ya? [breathes in] Achoo!

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will not bless you.

Grizzly:
Together, we will follow in the footsteps of our primal ancestors! Face every obstacle that stands between us, [Australian accent] and survival! [a flying bald eagle screeches]

Panda:
I don't think we're getting out of this.

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will miss yoga today.

Grizzly:
So are we men, or are we bears?

Panda and Ice Bear:
[deadpan] Bears.

Grizzly:
Bears!!