WWE SmackDown!, 2006

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John "Bradshaw" Layfield [standing on the announcers' desk, waving to Rey Mysterio who is in the ring]:
Como está, my amigo? Sunday, Domingo, is Judgment Day, Rey. Your judgment day, when I take that championship off your undeserving body! But I got a question for you, Rey. [to Howard Finkel] Give him your microphone! Give him your microphone! [Finkel obliges and walks out of the ring. JBL addressing Rey again] You look like roadkill, vato! The last two weeks has been rough on you, Rey, ya look terrible! You don't even know which way is up, do ya? Rey! Let me ask you a question: do you even know where we are? [interrupting Rey before he could reply] Son! Son! I'll help ya: we're in Albuquerque, north Mexico. Do you even know, Rey? Look at - you got dain bramage, ese! Do you even know what year it is, Rey? [interrupting Rey before he could speak again] Rey, I'll help ya, I'll help ya...2006. Do you even know what day it is?

Rey Mysterio [walking towards JBL]:
May 19th!

JBL [feigning shock, then grinning]:
You said it...I didn't!

[JBL laughs hysterically as suddenly a fireball goes off and then Kane arrives. Rey looks shocked]

Michael Cole:
Oh...oh, my God!

Tazz:
What the hell-?

Michael:
You gotta be-

Tazz:
What, no!

Michael:
It's Kane! It's Kane! It's Kane!

Tazz:
No! No!

Michael:
JBL, you sick bastard!

Tazz:
What are you - what is going on?!

Michael:
You gotta be kiddin' me! What the hell is wrong with you?!

Tazz:
No!

Michael:
Kane! Oh my God, this is gonna be a massacre! [Kane enters the ring and immediately attacks Rey; the bell rings to start the match] Kane, beating the hell out of Mysterio!

Tazz:
You gotta be kid - I, I'm...I'm shocked!

Michael:
JBL, what the hell is wrong with you?? What the hell is wrong with you?!?

JBL:
You shouldn't upset Kane, you know what Kane hates when you say that! He shouldn't upset the Big Red Machine! This is Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger all rolled into one, except for the fact he's a living, breathing human being, and he is a walking, talking stud!

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