Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2

Dojo:
Boys and girls, let me tell you a story about these two dragon buddies. Always seen together, like peas and carrots.

Raimundo:
Is this story gonna be long or short?

Dojo:
It'll take as long as it takes!

Clay and Kimiko:
Long story.

Dojo:
One day, they have this spot. Angry wicked words were exchanged. Words? That could never taking back. And when it was old...these two friends...would never...speak..again. [sobs] It's funny. But I know even remember what the fight was about. [pause] Oh, wait. Now I remember. Chuck wanted to borrow my yo-yo. My favorite yo-yo. The treasure family yo-yo! I politely told Chuck know. But didn't live it that. NO! He snacked to my room and too many away! And then...he lost it. LOST IT! Well, they played dumb. Never set a word. Until one night I caught a talking asleep! The only time that scoundrel couldn't tell them truth! And he's gone. GOOD RIDDANCE TO YO-YO THIEF! [spits on Clay's dinner]

Clay:
Dojo, why'd you spittin' my food?

Dojo:
Oh. Sorry.