You Can't Do That on Television, Season 3 (1982)

[The kids are wearing numbered jerseys because the show is holding an audience survey to determine the most popular cast member.]

Kevin:
I don't why we have to wear these stupid numbers anyway. I mean, what difference does it make who's the most popular kid on the show?

Christine:
What difference does it make? It makes a lot of difference! For instance, the most popular kid on the show can demand a lot from the producers, like she can ask for her own make-up lady, she can ask for her own dressing room... (realizes something) Think of it, she can ask for her own chauffeur-driven limousine. But most important of all, she can ask for more money and probably get it, and everybody else will get less.

Kevin:
Really?

Christine:
Yeah, the producers take this audience survey stuff very seriously.

Kevin:
Oh. [Pushes Christine off-camera] I've always said that the audience was the most important part of our show. I mean, without the audience, there wouldn't be a show, now would there? So remember, I've always said that you're the most intelligent, good-looking, and wonderful audience--

Christine:
He's ever lied to. [Kevin attacks Christine.]