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You Can't Do That on Television, Season 3 (1982)

You Can't Do That on Television (1979-1990) was a sketch-comedy television program for pre-teens produced at CJOH-TV in Ottawa, and aired in the United States on Nickelodeon, in Canada on CTV and YTV, and in other countries around the world. more »

[Lance is watching television as Martin enters]

Martin:
Uh, Dad?

Lance:
What?

Martin:
Can you write a note to my teacher explaining that our TV set is busted?

Lance:
Well, our TV isn't busted. Now shut up, Martin, I'm trying to watch the fight.

Martin:
Dad, if our TV set isn't busted, I have to write a homework assignment on the opera that just started on PBS.

Lance:
(quickly grabbing a pad and pencil) What's your teacher's name?

[Cut to the classroom, where Martin hands the note to Mr. Schidtler.]

Martin:
Here you go, sir.

Mr. Schidtler:
Well, this is amazing. Must be an epidemic. All you kids come from homes where the TV set broke down last night.

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