You Can't Do That on Television, Season 4 (1983)
Christine:
So, Lisa, tell me. Did you enjoy your trip to the Grand Canyon?
Lisa:
I sure did, and Moose, the whole time I was there, I couldn't help thinking of you.
Christine:
Really? That's nice. What made you think of me?
Lisa:
Well, you know, you and the Grand Canyon are so much alike: Shallow and dirty, and most of all, very, very wide at the bottom.
[She stomps her feet and laughs.]
Lisa:
It was funny!
[After the next sketch]
Christine:
You know, Lisa, when you were talking about the Grand Canyon before?
Lisa:
Yeah.
Christine:
Well, you remind me of the Colorado River, that's the river that runs through the Grand Canyon.
Lisa:
Oh, you mean I'm lyrical and romantic?
Christine:
No, you're wet, twisted, loud, and you run on forever!
[Christine stomps her feet on Lisa's and laughs.]
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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