You Can't Do That on Television, Season 7 (1986)

[Adam enters the living room]

Valerie:
Adam, how did the job at the fast food place go today, dear?

Adam:
It's not fair! You'd think they'd have promoted me!

Valerie:
Oh, no, what happened, dear?

Adam:
Well, you see, they kept yelling at me to serve the food faster, and I did. I served the food faster than anybody else did. Only trouble was it didn't get cooked first.

Valerie:
Oh, dear.

Adam:
You think they'd realize the money they could save by serving the hamburgers raw. But no, no... first they yell at me, then they fire me.