You're the Worst, Season 3

Gretchen:
So you'll tell him, yeah? Thanks.

Edgar:
No, no, no way! I... I told enough people that someone that they love died.

Lindsay:
I have an idea. When my parents got divorced, they told us at Benihana's so we wouldn't cause a scene. The chef put a shrimp in his hat.

Gretchen:
How'd that work?

Lindsay:
He just put a shrimp in his hat.

Gretchen:
No, I mean, telling you in public.

Lindsay:
Oh. It totally made us not freak out as much. Except later, I drank my mom's mai tai and climbed on the table 'cause I forgot it was a grill. That's why I don't have footprints.