Yu-Gi-Oh!, Season 2

Weevil:
[revealing himself] Looking for someone?

Joey:
I thought I smelled a dung beetle!

Weevil:
That's my greeting after all this time? [laughs sinisterly]

Joey:
You stole that little kid's cards, didn't you, worm-breath?!

Weevil:
I don't remember stealing any cards.

Tristan:
[cracking his knuckles] Well then, maybe I can help refresh your memory.

Joey:
Tristan, wait. We'll settle this fair and square with a duel!

Tea:
Be really careful, Joey. Remember when Weevil threw Yugi's Exodia cards off the boat to Duelist Island? This guy's a major cheater!

Weevil:
[laughing sinisterly] Careful where you point that finger, Téa. It might get bitten by one of my pets.

Tea:
[disgusted] Gross!

Joey:
Alright, let's do this!

Weevil:
That's fine with me, but we'll duel for two locator cards!

Joey:
Two of them?

Tea:
But if you lose both locator cards, you'll have no way of getting to the finals!

Tristan:
It's way too risky, Joey.

Weevil:
That's if even have two!

Joey:
That's it!

Tea:
Be careful, Joey!

Joey:
Yugi squashed this creepy little bug the first time they squared off at Duelist Kingdom. Now I guess it's my turn to do the same! How many locator cards do you have?

Weevil:
Two!

Joey:
Then once I step on you and take them both, plus your rarest card, I'll be personally responsible for your ugly mug out of the tournament! Just like Yugi did last time! [He and Weevil activate their duel disks] Let's do this!

Both:
It's time to duel!

Joey:
First I'll play…my Swordsman of Landstar in attack mode! Then I'll leave this little number facedown for later. Take your best shot!

Weevil:
Your "Swordsman" looks like he popped out of a toy|box!

Joey:
This toy's gonna slice and dice your hive!

Weevil:
Well, is that so? Not if I play a much more powerful Flying Kamakiri #1! Now my flying friend, attack! Crush his mini-monster!

Joey:
Uh-uh. Watch this. It's my Shield and Sword magic card! It swaps the attack and defense points of both our monsters, making my Swordsman's attack strength a cut above your bug's!

Weevil:
[groans then laughs] Nice try! But when Flying Kamakiri #1 is sent to the graveyard, it automatically summons an even more powerful warrior to take its place! The dreaded Flying Kamakiri #2!