Yu-Gi-Oh!, Season 2

Yami-Marik:
(thinking) I don't blame Seto Kaiba for his frustration. I, too, am growing tired of Ishizu's speech.

Ishizu:
I will now play the magic card, Sword of Dagra! It increases the attack strength of my Mudora by 500 points! Now, attack his Vorse Raider!

Kaiba:
(thinking) Why, thank you. Facedown cards, GO! [activates his Shrink and Crush Card Virus combination] You're finished! First up is my Shrink card! This cuts my Vorse Raider's attack points in half!

Yugi:
(thinking) In order to activate his Crush Card, Kaiba had to first lower his own monster's attack points!

Kaiba:
And as if that weren't enough, watch as my Crush Card destroys both monsters on the field as well as every powerful monster in your entire deck! [laughs wickedly]

Joey:
Oh, man! Kaiba's move was brutal! If I were Ishizu, I'd trade in that Millenium Necklace for a crystal ball or something!

Yugi:
(thinking) Joey's right. If she can see the future, why didn't she see that coming?

Kaiba:
[snickering] Now every monster in your deck with 1500 attack points goes to the graveyard!

Ishizu:
Yes, I know.

Kaiba:
Looks like you're left with nothing but a deck full of worthless monsters who pose absolutely no threat to me!

Ishizu:
According to my Millennium Necklace, I don't need a powerful monster to defeat you.