Yu-Gi-Oh!, Season 3: Enter the Shadow Realm

Duke:
All right, my Deck Master is gonna be Strike Ninja!

Serenity:
I pick… uh, Goddess with the Third Eye.

Tristan:
I choose Super Roboyarou.

Nezbitt:
And I'll be acting as my own Deck Master, Robotic Knight. And just to make this duel more interesting, we'll be battling above a sea of radioactive waste. Play by the rules and you won't fall in. There's one regulation in particular I'll be strictly enforcing. Under no circumstances are any of you to discuss your strategy with one another. Break this rule and you'll plummet into the toxic abyss below!

Serenity:
Tristan, wait! How can I duel without your advice?

Tristan:
You can do this! Just believe in yourself!

[Duel commences]

Nezbitt:
The female shall begin this battle. Engage!

Serenity:
Whatever you say. [draws] Here goes! Let's see. Which card should I play? Ahh, that's the one! Now, I'm going to summon Shadow Tamer, in attack mode! [summons Shadow Tamer]

Tristan:
[speechless] Wait! In attack mode?!

Serenity:
Oh, I didn't mess up already, did I?

Tristan:
(thinking) That monster is too weak to play in attack mode!

Serenity:
I'm terrible. Sorry.

Tristan:
Nah, you did just fine. Really! You're a natural!

Duke:
(thinking) Yeah, a natural disaster.

Serenity:
I'll end my turn now.

Tristan:
All right, Nezbitt! My move! (thinking) I've gotta lead this metal meathead away from Serenity's monster! So now I play Cyber Commander! [summons Cyber Commander] Come and get me, punk!

Duke:
(thinking) Tristan played a weaker monster than Serenity so Nezbitt will attack him instead! I guess it's up to me now! Let's see.

Tristan:
(thinking) Come on, Duke. Use your head for once! Just play a lame monster so Robo-Geek will attack you instead of blasting for Serenity!

Duke:
I summon The 13th Grave now, in defense mode!

Tristan:
(thinking) Way to look out for your teammates, Duke.

Duke:
I'll stop here.

Nezbitt:
It's time for me to accelerate into high gear, with this! [summons Giga-Tech Wolf] Giga-Tech Wolf! Attack the female's Shadow Tamer!

Tristan:
Oh, no! He went after Serenity's monster!