Zoey 101, Season 3

Michael:
So talk to me.

Chase:
About?

Michael:
Come on, man. Last year, a week before summer vacation, you sent Zoey a text massage saying you love her and now after the summer you show up at school with a girlfriend. Talk!

Chase:
You know when they say that everything happens for a reason?

Michael:
I've heard that saying.

Chase:
Well, I think that there's a reason why Zoey didn't get that text massage. I think it was something, I don't know, karma, universe, The Lord, The Force. Something was trying to tell me that Zoey and I are meant to be really good friends. And that's all.

Michael:
You sure on that?

Chase:
I mean, look at it like this: a guy's gonna have a lot of girlfriends in his life, right? Well, I don't want Zoey to be just another one of those girls that I date for a few months or even a few years and then it's over. I want Zoey to be my best friend for a really long time! You know what I'm saying?

Michael:
Y-y-yeah, I know what you are saying... I just thought that I was your best friend... But if I've been replaced by Zoey then...

Chase:
Zoey's my girl best friend. You're still number one, man!

Michael:
That's all I wanted to hear! (goes to hug Chase)

Chase:
You're such a idiot.

Michael:
Thanks, man!