Zoey 101, Season 3

(police sirens heard from out of nowhere and police cars arrive)

Dean Rivers:
Why are the police here?

Pierre LeMange:
(recognizing one of the cops) John Jones! (drops plate of ribs and runs off)

Detective Jones:
There he is!

(Detective Jones whistles as he and the police chase Pierre LeMange as he runs)

Police Officer:
He's running!

(Pierre LeMange runs towards the steps, but a tenth grader blocks his way)

Police Officer:
Get him!

(Pierre LeMange runs towards the other side)

Police Officer:
Don't let him get away!

(The police finally catch Pierre LeMange and tackle him on the ground)

Detective Jones:
Cuff him, fellas!

Zoey:
What was that about?

Police Officer:
(puts handcuffs on Pierre LeMange) You're under arrest. Come on, let's go.

Dean Rivers:
(confused) Why is Pierre LeMange under arrest?

Detective Jones:
Well, this guy's not Pierre LeMange.

Coco:
(outraged) WHAT?!

Detective Jones:
He's an imposter. He goes around the country pretending he's Mr. LeMange so he can get free stuff and special V.I.P. treatment.

Chase:
(outraged) No way!

Logan:
(outraged) For real?!

Detective Jones:
Yup. We've been chasing this guy ever since the Burbank tamale festival.

Zoey:
(outraged) Oh, my God!

Michael:
(confused) Burbank has a tamale festival?

Detective Jones:
Put him in the car.

(The police put the fake Pierre LeMange in the back of the police car)

Coco:
(running after the fake Pierre LeMange) WAIT! WAIT FOR COCO!

Police Officer:
(through bullhorn) Step away from the car!

Fake Pierre LeMange:
(as police car drives away with him in it) Uh, you have sauce all over your face.

Logan:
(sarcastic) Great! This whole rib cook-off was for nothing!

Chase:
No it wasn't.

Lola:
Yeah, we had some fun, had some ribs, got to see some cops tackle some fake dude.