Zoey 101, Season 3

Logan:
Sweet! My J-Phone just downloaded three new shows and two movie previews!

Michael:
Oh, will you quit showing off your fancy Asian phone?

Logan:
Ooh, what, you're not gonna say it's drippin?

Michael:
Hey, hey. Don't you mock drippin'. Don't you mock my new word!

Chief Beck:
'Scuse me, is that the J-Phone, from Japan?

Logan:
Yeah, but uh... [whispers] Don't say anything okay? They're not legal in America. [winks]

Chief Beck:
I'm aware of that. [takes the J-Phone from Logan]

Logan:
Hey!

[Chief Beck holds a scanner next to the J-Phone and after a few seconds the screen on the scanner reads "FREQUENCY 452.8 RPT"]

Chief Beck:
Dean Rivers, can you come over here please?

[Dean Rivers walks over]

Chief Beck:
[shows him the J-Phone] Here's what's been setting off the fire alarm every night. [points at Logan] This kid's cellphone.

Logan:
Huh?

Chief Beck:
It's called a J-Phone, made in Japan. They're illegal in the U.S. because they operate on restricted frequencies used by police and fire departments. [glares at Logan] Frequencies that set off fire alarms.

Bully:
You're a dead man, Reese.

Nerd:
Yeah!

[Logan glances nervously at the crowd of angry boys gathered behind him]

Logan:
[laughs] Right, I'm sure you're all just gonna beat me up, right here in front of Dean Rivers.

Firefighter:
Chief Beck, our coffee's ready!

Chief Beck:
Oh! Coffee!

Dean Rivers:
Let's get some.

[Chief Beck and Dean Rivers walk away]

Logan:
Uh, Dean Rivers? [the boys move towards him] Dean? Sir!

Chase:
Uh... [clears throat] Run. [Logan runs]

Unknown Guy:
Let's get him! [the other boys form an angry mob and run after Logan, except Chase and Michael]