Zoey 101, Season 3

Logan:
You're saying it's just a coincidence that Gretchen looks exactly like Zoey?

Chase:
I don't even see a resemblance.

Michael:
(scoffs) Everybody thinks they look alike!

Logan:
And that's why you're hanging out with her! She's your little "Zoey replacement," and that's a little bit sick.

Michael:
(to Logan) Uh, subtle.

Logan:
He needs to hear this.

Chase:
I don't need to hear anything from you guys right now. (as Zoey reads a magazine, a small beep from her computer alerts her that she has a webcam connection, and she begins to watch the conversation) If you cared about me, you wouldn't judge my friends!

Michael:
So you don't think it's weird that right after she leaves PCA, you make friends with some bizarr-o girl that just happens to look exactly like Zoey?

Chase:
Gretchen is a lot of fun.

Logan:
Ha! Yeah, like the way she spits and picks her nose?

Michael:
Oh, yeah. Don't forget the fun way she pops her pimples at lunch!

Chase:
Unlock the door.

Logan:
We'll unlock the door when you admit that you miss Zoey.

Chase:
Well, then we better order some pizzas and a toilet, 'cause we're gonna be in here for a while.

Logan:
Why is it so hard for you to just admit it's killing you that Zoey's gone?

Chase:
It's hard to admit something that's not true! (Zoey looks upset)

Michael:
Chase...

Chase:
Enough! Alright?