Zoey 101, Season 4

Mira:
Well, it's really cool to meet you guys. If you need me, call any time. (Mira leaves)

Zoey, Lola, Quinn, and Stacey:
Bye.

Lola:
Wow, a dorm adviser who's normal.

Quinn:
Who dresses cool.

Lola:
And doesn't smell like bugs and ravioli.

Zoey:
Ok, can we stop trashing Coco behind her back?

Quinn:
Why not? Most people trash her right to her face.

Zoey:
Yeah, but I feel like I got her fired.

Lola:
It wasn't your fault.

Stacey:
Anyways, Coco already got another job.

Zoey:
She did?

Lola:
Really?

Quinn:
Already?

Stacey:
Yeah, she's working at Vaccaro's Fancy Restaurant just a half a mile up the street from PCA.

Lola:
See, I bet a server there makes a ton more money than a school dorm advisor.

Zoey:
Good, that makes me feel a little better.

Stacey:
Um, Coco isn't working there as a server.

Zoey:
Then what's she doing there? (scene changes to Carl's Mini Fancy Restaurant's lady's restroom)

Coco:
(to woman) Hey! I'm Coco, ladies restroom attendant. You having a nice dinner? What'd you order? (sniffs her) Steak! (woman walks away and Zoey walks in) Zoey, what are you doing here?

Zoey:
Well, Stacey told me you got a job and I just wanted to come by and say "hey."

Coco:
Hey.

(older woman walks in and goes into the stall)

Zoey:
Look, I'm so sorry about what happened.

Coco:
I'm not. This job is fantastic.

Zoey:
Yeah?

Coco:
Yeah, seriously. Don't worry about it. It's really great, um, sometimes they let me--

Old Woman:
(from inside a stall) Oh my GOD! This toilet's stopped up! Do you mind?

Coco:
Yes, ma'am. (Coco heads over to the stall and turns to Zoey, sobbing) "KILL ME!! GO GET A HAMMER, THEN COME BACK, AND KILL ME WITH IT!" (walks into the stall) OH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!