Zoey 101, Season 4

(Coco is crying really loud and putting suitcases into the back of her car)

Zoey:
Um, Coco?

Coco:
I can't go camping, leave me alone.

Lola:
Okay, what do you mean you can't go camping?

Zoey:
What's the problem?

Coco:
I thought Carl, my boyfriend, might be cheating on me.

(The kids all moan)

Coco:
So I went to his house and I climbed up the tree in his front yard to wait for him to come home, right?

Kids:
Right, makes sense, yea.

Coco:
Then I thought he was gonna bring home another girl, which he did, but it was his mother.

Logan:
Okay, well, that's good.

Coco:
No, because the branch I was sitting on broke and I fell on her.

Lola:
Oh my God!

Zoey:
Is she hurt?

Coco:
I don't know, Carl says she has a fractured neck or something.

Michael:
Okay, so then what happened?

Coco:
He called me a lunatic, then broke up with me, so now I have to drive to Frezno and fix this.

(Coco continues crying and gets in the front seat of her car)

Quinn:
You can't just leave us here at PCA.

Lola:
It's semester break!

(Coco starts driving away and crying)

Logan:
Wait!

Zoey:
What are we supposed to do?

(Coco drives away and her suitcase falls out of the back of her car spilling underwear and ravioli all over the road.)