Zoey 101, Season 4

[After Dustin plays Logan's voicemail for Zoey, James, and Michael]

Michael:
Oh my God.

James:
Who talks to a kid like that?

Zoey:
[angrily walks over to the closet and begins rummaging] Michael, where are your golf clubs? I'm gonna use a five iron on Logan's head! Here they are. [draws out a long golf club and begins walking towards the door, but James takes the club from her and Michael grabs her around the waist and lifts her up] Hey, put me down! [Michael sits her down on the couch beside him] Am I the only one who wants to do something about this?!

Michael:
No, you're just the only one who wants to drive Logan's head 150 yards.

Zoey:
I want to get him!

James:
We're gonna get him.

Zoey:
How?!

James:
I think we just need to let Logan hear what he sounds like. [waves Dustin's cellphone with Logan's voicemail on it]

Dustin:
He won't care.

Zoey:
No way he'll care.

James:
I bet he'll care if a lotta people hear what he sounds like. [connects Dustin's cellphone to the computer and begins uploading the voicemail online]