CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Season 6

Mikey:
Where's that Sara chick?

Catherine:
Oh Romeo, I don't think that you have time for romance. You're being charged with grand theft auto, obstruction of justice and conspiracy to murder...

Mikey:
Okay. I will cop to everything but the murder.

Catherine:
Well, if you didn't commit the murder, why did you steal the car?

Mikey:
Look, the lady was already dead, all right? And then you guys show up... and this bridesmaid comes up to me and starts askin' me all these questions about my tow truck.

Catherine:
Which bridesmaid?

Mikey:
The hot one. The next thing I know she wants to be the Bonnie to my Clyde. Asked me to steal this car and trash all the evidence.

Catherine:
So you committed grand theft auto to get laid?

Mikey:
Have you ever stolen a two-ton piece of machinery? It is way better than sex. And finding a girl that doesn't wanna kick you to the curb for it? I mean c'mon, that is hot! Besides, I haven't gotten a wedding gift for my sister yet.