ALF, Season 1

Policeman:
Are you Mr. & Mrs. Tanner?

Willie:
Yes, Officer. What can I do for you?

Policeman presents captured burglar

Policeman:
This man actually chased us down two blocks and begged us to arrest him!

Burglar:
What I did was wrong, and I must be punished.

Policeman:
We will get to that, for right now just relax. Do you own these?

Policeman presents stolen items

Kate:
That is my brooch and my jewelry box!

Willie:
My cufflinks!

Policeman:
If you come to the station and complete a report for us, you can have them back...if you want them back.

Burglar:
Come on, you promised, you promised!

Policeman:
OK, OK! Mr. and Mrs. Tanner, this man claims he was motivated to surrender himself to us on account of seeing an odd creature with a big nose wearing a blue dress.

Mrs. Ochmonek:
Well, I will go home now.

Mrs. Ochmonek is wearing a frumpy blue dress

Policeman:
Well, at least you will not be able to plead insanity.