Cupid

[At a crowded neighborhood bar, a large bully pushes his way between a weedy member of Claire's relationship group and Claire at the bar.]

Bully:
[Cowing the weedy man] Got a problem, buddy? A little something you need to get off your chest? Didn't think so.

Claire:
Small penis. Acting out in public often stems from feelings of sexual inadequacy.

[Bully grabs Claire's face.]

Bully:
You think. Maybe we should test your little theory. See how inadequate I am.

Trevor:
[Approaching] Bad move, brother.

Bully:
Later, pal. We got a budding romance here.

[From behind, Trevor shoves the sharp end of a metal pen up the Bully's nostril and starts to pull.]

Trevor:
You ever watch Fame? You know what I have in common with Bruno, Leroy and Coco? I'm going to live forever. What about you? You going to live forever? See, it would saturate my pleasure gland to rip your skin off and make ponchos for the kids. So keep your paws off my shrink here, because I'm a frustrated taxidermist and I'd love to go deep on you. We on the same team, butter bean?

[Trevor releases the bully, who runs away.]

Claire:
"Fame." You get cable on Mount Olympus?

Trevor:
Omniscience, baby. Look it up.