Cupid

Trevor:
I thought your name was Champ.

Champ:
It's a stage name.

Trevor:
You chose that name?

Champ:
Look, stage names if you can't think of one they say you should take the name of your first pet.

Trevor:
There's nothing wrong with Albert.

Champ:
Well, you obviously never grew up black and overweight in America, then.

Trevor:
You don't know that.